"Funny" Visitor
People ask me if I do have a magnet field to CRAZY people with stupidy questions. My answer is: HELLS YEAH!!!!! Doesn't matter where I work, the Crazy people always comes straight to me.
One day while doing Volunteer work at the British Museum a visitor asked:
Visitor: Can you help me some directions please?
Me: Off course, How can I help you?
Visitor: Do you know how to get to that building that looks like a dildo?
Me (in total disbelieve): Do you mean to Gerkin?
Visitor: If is the one that looks like a dildo yes....
WHERE THIS PEOPLE COMES FROM???? And WHY THE ALWAYS FIND ME???? I will post a story a day about those encounters. Believe me....I have LOTS!!!
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